Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I AM NOT A JUNGLE GYM!

I thought this would stop now that she is older. But what the he!!? I sit on an exercise ball at the computer, and she is basically climbing all over me and bouncing on it while beating the cr@p out of me.

Now, true, she kisses my shoulder after elbowing it until I feel pain, and rubs my back, whatever is supposedly injured, but the hair-pulling and bouncing off of me as if I were the trampoline is FAR FROM FUN!


Geez. Can someone cut me some slack here? Let me sit online in peace for a MINUTE?


I really could use some chocolate right now. REALLY. REALLY. REALLY BADLY. Anyone?

2 comments:

  1. LOL - this is the very first post I've read here. I have a child that likes to jump all over me too - especially when I'm online. LOL.

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  2. Glad to hear I'm not alone! Thanks for coming by!

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