* It's not very nice to have your finger in your nose.
* Can you PLEASE say hi to (fill in the blank) ... your cousin? Nana? Meme?
* Bugs are not for breakfast. Bugs are for snack time.
* I don't have Shark Boy and Lava Girl. Let's watch something else.
* Did you poop? Are you pooping?
Or any variation of this as many times daily as I do.
* Don't sit down, you'll squish it!
* You cannot have another yogurt!
* You don't need to wear contacts (you're only three, enjoy this time, would you!?! Because if you end up with eyes like mine it won't be long now ...)
* You CAN do it yourself. Yes. You CAN.
I was not aware that there was ever a time for bugs!
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ don't sit down, you'll squish it!
ReplyDeletehahahaha! Did you poop? Are you pooping? :-D
ReplyDeleteStella has been fully toilet trained only for a few months, so now I can laugh at this :-)
how bout things you never thought you'd hear like "mommy!!! come wipe my butt" LOL
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I like that our kids are so used to the DVR world. Big Roo always wants me to just magically pop a show on. Telling him we don't have it goes right over his head!
ReplyDeleteI say that last one all the time, yet for some reason I find myself doing things for them constantly that i know they can do on their own.
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