Stream of Consciousness: It's Random

Did I dream? I don't think so. It's all random. I kind of felt like I dreamed about my ex-boyfriend. And my former best friend. And Jason from General Hospital. But who wouldn't want to dream about him, right?

I think that wasn't part of my dreams until I came home. But forgive me, I forgot to tell you where I was. I did a sleep study last night. I was hooked up to all these fun wires as I snore like a banshee, if banshees snore, that is. And I spoke to my doctor about it and so that was that. She said I could do this, or go to an ENT, of course when I got there last night the woman asked if I had a cold and I told her about my perpetual stuffy-ness and she thought I should go see an ENT. I don't know. And what stinks, aside from her tearing that tape and those "things" off my head and face in a raw-ing fashion, (sorry - I paused as I was typing so quickly I had a typo or two, not a part of the rules, but shoud really bothered me!), and is that I left this AM and she couldn't tell me much of anything. Ah,w ell. Wonderful.

The child is watching Max and Ruby (she is quite the b!tch - isn't she? Poor random Max. Sigh.) right now while eating the identical lunch to my own. I was so ready to enjoy mine and there she was, deciding she wanted a thin bread (flatbread? those round pepperidge farm circles. you know the kind, right?) and turkey slices, with american cheese and avocado, too. I know, it sounds good, you want some right now, also, and who can blame her? Not me. was ready to offer, until she wanted MINE. Argh. Kiddo, go make your own. I mean, seriously, you're four. You can use the sharp knife for the avocado, can't you?

I kid - I kid. I made her one, too. But does anyone else just want the one you make for yourself and does it make you selfish or a touch of OCD to think, well, I'll make her a different one as this one is MINE.

I don't think I went over the time limit, and I'm not even sure if I reached it, but my child just said: "More, more, please please!" so she is obviously starving and in need of a second sandwich. Heck, maybe I am, too. When food is good, it's good, right?

Hope you're joining Fadra today for Stream of Consciousness Sunday. If you don't know what that means, click the button below!

Tweet